In honor of this special day, I've decided to give my Top Ten Worst Couples! Enjoy!10. Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy - Too many karate chops.
9. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt - The surguries, the crystals, that beard...all too much.
8. Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera - So many affairs...why drag others into your volatility.
7. Anne Boleyn and Henry VIII - When she couldn't give him a male heir to the throne he accused her of adultry and incest and cut off her head.
6. Sammi and Ronnie from the Jersey Shore - Actually any relationship from the Jersey Shore will qualify.
5. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson - Sometimes you have to just cut the cord...especially when your girlfriend does drugs, kidnaps people, steals jewelry, and has a police record. You have to wonder what sort of issue Samantha has for wanting all that baggage!
4. Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielson - The whole thing just stunk of WHAT?!
3. Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes - It ended with her head in an oven.
2. Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka - Canada's Barbie and Ken Serial Killer Couple.
1. Brittney Spears and Kevin Federline - I think we are all still getting over the damage this one caused. Note - It came after a SERIAL KILLER COUPLE. That's a bad relationship!
And if that's not enough for you to be pumped about being single today I have one word for you:
ADELE.
Laughing my ass off!!! P.S. I have had the Adele CD on repeat in my car for weeks, Jay thinks something is up... hehe
ReplyDeleteBlasting Adele so doesn't count if you're in a committed relationship. PS - Did I ever tell you about the time I got called out on the bus for listening to Taylor Swift? Amazing.
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